*later that film*

“Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy.”

:’)

blindgumby:

Fucking Doubters…(Sub-par editing skills continue to amaze.)

 I mean, this is the man who wrote “The Wild Bunny”

captainjazzsparrow:

neverletlovein:

rootsandrevolution:

baconandciderfletcher:

iamtoasty:

pajamaswag:

youarelove-:

axel-roxasxiii:

owlthedeadman:

“What more could you want? How about domination over this beautiful”

oh, that’s nice.

“He even left before I did.” Okay, I’m guessing that’s bad :|

“No.” 

OH MY GOD I M CRYING HY IS THAT SO FUNNY

“I thought it would be a good idea if you went along too.”

LOL… wat…

“But that, of course, would only make the evil part of him angrier in the end-unless it could be conquered”

DAMN YOU TOLKIEN YOU’RE SO VAGUE!

“Granny Weatherwax won’t like it!”

Why did it have to be a Prachett? :’)

“Maybe i should stay straight” FUCK YOU HOWARD MARKS.

‘I do wish he’d come!’ fucking yes Wuthering Heights

“The Illuminati may have believed in the power of Christianity, but they wielded their power through political and financial means, not through Terrorists acts”

Oh, okay

 ”Really fine, Mr. Correctional Officer,” replies someone in Cell 3.

Well, I…thank you o.o

I have never been on a train that stops at all of these places, WHAT IS THIS.

Some of these places are definitely made up. Thoughts, weturndesiretofire? :P

capribos:

Dalek, are you drunk?

 Forever amused.

Entire races became EXTINCT to kill these things?

youknowyourebritishwhen:

patsyjane

 You know why it’s laminated? TO CATCH THE TEARS OF JOY.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

Not a meme, but I thought it was funny that CNN writers decide to call the coming generation lazy with that kind of grammar.

 Going to have to disagree with English Major Armadillo here…technically speaking, media is the plural of medium.

This is absolutely nothing to worry about. You baby.

missmurderer:

GPOY…

Destroy witnesses.

Bioshock two <3